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The cynical, whimsical, and sometimes sarcastic musings of a first year law student, fortified with the much needed distractions from real life.

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Nov
28th
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Foolish Old Man Moves Mountain

When I was little, my dad used to tell me the story of the Foolish Old Man Who Moves Mountains (愚公移山).

In ancient times, there was an old man in front of whose house were two high mountains, making it very inconvenient for him to come and go. He gathered his family and started to level the mountains. His neighbor scoffed, “You are foolish. You are too old and weak to level a small hill, let along two big mountains.” But the old man said, “I have sons, and my sons have sons. I will have endless progeny, but the mountains won’t grow any higher.” The spirit of the “Foolish Old Man” moved the Heavens, and it sent two immortals to move the mountains away.

“If you have your heart set on something,” my dad would say, “you should have the spirit of the foolish old man.”

My best friend and I are both the progeny of first generation immigrants from Asia. Growing up, we’ve heard the stories for our fathers and mothers, each one worthy of a Gabriele Muccino epic.

Take my father for example, when he was in middle school, he was thrusted in to the position of leadership in a youth communist revolution. The movement turn on him and he was sent to labor camps all over China to be reeducated. Before he was 20, he had been a fireman, a laborer at a steel mill, a shipyard dockhand, and a machinist. In his late twenties, he began undergraduate studies at one of the best universities in China, having passed entrance exams with only a middle school education. He didn’t really start his life until he was well in to this mid-forties. Yet in that time, he’s managed to obtain two graduate degrees and a top position at a multinational conglomerate.

My best friend’s father was the youngest child in a family of 10 in a poor South East Asian country.  Every child in the family managed to obtain advanced graduate degrees in engineering or science in an top American University on a full scholarship.

He, a med student, and I, a law student, would often sip coffee in some appropriately bourgeois coffee house and complain about how difficult our lives are. We’d threaten (albiet mockingly) to quit our professional pursuits to chase childhood dreams of indie rockstar-dom (or in my case race car driver.) The hilarity of it all is, although we have challenges in our lives, neither one of us experienced the kind of trial and tribulation that our parents underwent.

And perhaps that’s for the best… because in order pursuit his graduate scholarship in engineering, my father was separated from my mother at the age of 40. He studied during the day and worked at a Korean laundromat at night. His first few weeks in America, he was beaten and robbed by hoodlums in Detroit and somehow he managed to soldier on with a cheerful conviction that befuddle me and graduate at the top of his class. Although, by comparison, my cafe gripes seem more like mole hills than mountains, I always try to remind myself to carry on with the with that cheerful can-do attitude of the foolish old man.

Incidentally, Foolish Old Man Moves Mountain or Yu Gong Yi Shan (愚公移山), is the name of a fantastic club in Beijing. It’s located on 1A Gongti Beilu, Chaoyang District. If you’re visiting China and happen to be in Beijing, you have to do yourself a favor and patron this bar at least once (unless it’s shutdown by the government, which happens from time to time).

Aug
5th
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Back to Trading, Oh God

Some parents give up smoking and drinking for their kids, I gave up trading for law school. Completely unnecessary and untenable, however, awkwardly fortunate as I missed out on the worst of the housing bust and credit liquidity freeze. Now that I’m back in the game, I have a reason to wake up early and watch CNBC. CNBC, mind you, is 80% corporate cheerleading and 20% lies. I watch it anyways because I have a crush on lead anchorwoman Erin Burnett (since I was 19 in fact). There, I said it. You can’t beat a woman that can make boring numbers and line charts sexy.

How did this all start, you might ask? For those of you who knew me during that  loathsome summer in 2008 when my daily routine was filled with choked back tears and nervous bouts of profanity as the market tumbled in to oblivion, I know… I know… Then, I swore on my dog’s life that I would never trade again (in a Scarlett-esque fashion no less). Guess what? I lied. Deal with it.

Actually, trading didn’t really even cross my mind until earlier this summer when I ran in to brother G.I.F. in SF. After listening to the kid proudly proclaim his 23.7% 6 month “winning streak” to the tune of yawns and sighs of every girl that walked by, I made two mental notes.

A) Seriously G? Since when was 23.7% brag worthy? (B) I should probably get back in to trading, I miss that daily dose of fear and anticipatory foreboding.

After re-juicing my Chuck account and a few false starts, I quickly got back in to the groove the bullish market. Am I going to be stellar? I sure hope so. But with law school and a job, I’m not holding my breath. At a minimum, it’ll be at least minimally profitable, beating out interest rates from banks (yuck).

Trading Floor

Jul
20th
Mon
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Raising Speed Limit Causes 12,500 More Deaths Per Year, New Study Says

In 1995, highway speed limits increased from a nation-wide 55 mph to 65, 70 or 75 mph, depending on the state, and most Americans were thrilled. The obvious benefit of the change was people could legally get to where they wanted to go, but according to a new study, the downside has been an alarming increase in accidents and deaths.

The University of Illinois School of Public Health studied accidents from 1995 to 2005 to determine the impact on the speed increase on accidents. The study examined deaths and injuries in fatal car crashes on rural interstate highways, urban interstates and non-interstate road, and found the speed increase resulted in 2,545 deaths and an additional 36,582 injuries. 

All told, the study found that deaths and injuries increased by 3.2% over the ten-year period, while rural road deaths increased by an alarming 9.1%. Lead researcher Lee S. Friedman says the easy way to solve the increases in deaths and injuries would be to drop the speed limit back to 55 mph, adding “Researchers have demonstrated that lower travel speeds and death tolls usually follow lowering of speed limits, and higher travel speeds and death tolls follow increases in speed limits.” 

Naturally, Friedman points out that the drop in speed would result in decreased fuel consumption and lower greenhouse gasses as well. Studies show that decreased speeds lead to higher volume capacity on freeways as well, as drivers require less distance between vehicles to safely drive.

Not all agree with Friedman’s hypothesis, though. Dr. David L. Katz, director of the Prevention Research Center at Yale University School of Medicine, says that while deaths will decrease with a lower speed limit, it’d also gum up everyone’s schedule. Others point out that the bulk of the added deaths happened in areas where limits are 70 and 75 mph, and where the limits were 65, the impact was far less severe.

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John Gets Audited, Sadness Ensues

I received a letter from the Federal Government concerning my government loans last week. The letter stated that I had to “show” my American citizenship status by submitting a copy of my U.S. passport and birth certificate.

Audited!?” I wondered to myself.

Not one to jump to conclusions, I asked around my old circle of friends all of whom are in graduate school. The Smiths and McPhersons never gets asked about their citizenship status, while at least one Zheng and one Ling (both of whom were born in the States, incidentally) have.

How is it that we can build this nation’s railroad system, fight in two world wars, launch the internet revolution and still be scrutinized like outsiders?

Note: I could be totally wrong. Perhaps, if you surveyed all the recipients of FAFSA, the data shows that every group gets asked this question equally.

Chinese Rail Road Workers

Chinese American workers building the inter-continental railroad

Chinese American World War II Vets

Chinese American WWII vets

An Wang, the Chinese American, who turned room sized computers in to desktops by inventing the microprocessor.

Jun
22nd
Mon
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Facebook = Textbook Design Failure

Facebook is one of the worst web-applications on the market. It’s slow. It’s confusing. It doesn’t allow your easily remove the applications that you have added. It is laden with targeted ads, which are both distracting and useless.

I have years of experience in web development and I can not figure out how to do such simple acts as removing an Facebook application. In addition to that problem, Facebook applications that I added less than a year and a half ago does not work now because Facebook decided to change their web application programming interface (API). The new API doesn’t require a unified interface for the web applications and that sadly creates more confusion for the user -and its slow!

Uploading pictures require multiple clicks and the java photo up loader is buggy, slow, and outdated. It takes more than 8 seconds to load the photo uploader, when it should load instantly. Out of every 100 photos I upload, I will experience at least two to three crashes or “failure to uploads.”

Privacy settings are nested in two locations. It should be centralized and easily accessible. Setting the different grades of privacy is not intuitive, I can imagine at least two alternative designs that are superior in my mind.

Furthermore, since FB opened its doors to everyone, I’ve been consistently getting friended by what I can only assume to be weirdos, losers, and prostitutes. Why oh why do they not limit users to people with corporate or education email addresses? Lastly, I really hate the ads because they distract me from concentrating on whatever it is I am doing on the website. As a result, I get mad. As a further result of the previous problem, I never click on them. Ergo, Facebook’s advertisers do not make a single dime of of me.

Why can’t Facebook take a page from Google’s playbook and create a web application that is fast, reliable, and easy to use? I don’t know. What I do know is this: if Facebook refuses course correct, one of the many existing startups will replace her as the social networking queen of the hill.

FUCK YOU FACEBOOK, YOU WHORE!

May
25th
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Rotton Tomatoes says Terminator < Star Trek

Star Trek gets a 95% on rotten while Terminator Salvation gets a 34%? Star Trek was a great movie, but I didn’t think it was 95% good. I didn’t think Star Trek was any better than Terminator, which should have recieved a higher mark than 34%. Then again, it’s been a while since I’ve agreed with majority opinion. When it comes to movies, I often feel like John Marshall Harlan opinion Lochner.

May
20th
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Goodbye 1L Year, Hello 2L Year

The 1L year of law school has been a journey of self-discovery. I learned much about myself, my strengths and my short comings. It wasn’t always the most pleasing trip, but a necessary one. I finally got to a stage in my life where bullshit and procrastination just won’t do. I didn’t think it was ever going to happen, but it did. I’ve slowly transitioned from putting things off to planning out my time wisely. That’s really the big trick to law school, so long as you plan your agenda out, it isn’t so bad. You’ll have time to both do the things you love (like talk to girls) and the things you deplore (writing LRW briefs). Law school shouldn’t take over your entire life. On the other hand, it will take over a significant portion of you life. I suppose from this moment forward, more and more of my life will be taken up with agendas that superimpose itself over my own desires. After law school, there will be work, and after that work and family, until what little personal time you will will become a prized treasure to be slowly devoured in tiny morsels of deliciousness. My dad once warned me about that, I didn’t believe him. It appears to be true. All in all, the first year of law school has taught me both happy and unhappy lessons, but its important to note that these lessons are essential lessons. There’s also one more thing to keep in mind. The first year of law school is like a roller coaster ride, you will invariably go through steep ups and downs, just hang in there and do the best you can. And… try to enjoy the ride …because you only a 1L once.

May
6th
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In the Market for a New Watch

You know what’s difficult? Finding a new watch, that’s what. I’ve been rocking my Omega Speedmaster Professional for two years now and as great as the watch is, it’s impractical for everyday wear. First, the it’s expensive and I’ve already had a several scares of losing it. Second, it lacks a timing bezel, which is essential to me. Third, it’s a mechanical watch, so if I leave it in a drawer for a month and come back to it, the time will be off. I need something more practical, like a Swatch or perhaps Hamilton.

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Apparently UC Davis&#8217; BAR passage ratio is better than UC Hasting and Cal! Hip Hip Hurray. Linky Link.

Apparently UC Davis’ BAR passage ratio is better than UC Hasting and Cal! Hip Hip Hurray. Linky Link.

Apr
18th
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Cooper v. Aaron

The Governor of Arkansas is a tool.